According to the list published by Metro, the most popular penis name is “little man.” Okay, that’s not too bad. “Wee man” takes the second spot, which suggests that there’s a lot of impassioned. While “penis” is the technical medical term, it’s the one we use the least. This list has different names for your junk (that makes ). You’ll get a laugh out of at least a few of them. Check out these slang words for "penis". Dirty Nicknames For Guys: 1. Womb Broom.
We’ve all seen those maps of the U.S. that show the most popular baby names in each state. But hey, babies aren’t the only things we Americans give names to — we also name our penises. And just like a snowflake, each state’s penis nickname is completely unique. And don’t worry, ladies, we haven’t forgotten about you. Dick names you can't help but crack a smile at. Sorry Richard, but your name will live in infamy forever as one of the worst, and easiest to make fun of. All you need is an ironic last name and let the floodgates of bullying open upon you. It's best if you just change your name, move away, and start a completely new life, just like people in witness protection.
Lovehoney surveyed people for the results, working out the most popular penis names in the UK based on what these men said. Turns out variations on ‘Little Man’ – Wee Man, Mr Little. Dick: Lives up to his name. Jeffrey: Reeeeeally loves his Mom. Reid: Named his bong Mike Wazowski. Alan: Always sounds like he’s talking through his nose. Andrew: The guy you fall in love with. Wears a lot of flannel. Kyle: Wears white mid-calf socks, no matter the occasion. Jason: Wants to date you, but you don.